I have officially set up a PayPal donation account to show how easy it is to accept donations from Foreign Countries. Apparently no one in the Bush Administration has used the internets, the Googles, or the Paypals. Here is the donation link:
This is a short wishlist (with estimated pricing) of items which the city is in dire need of:
1. A Working Pump System - estimated cost: $15,000,000
Unfortunately George Bush hired his brother's former Florida company to supply us with our current pumps which weren't designed to do the job. They justified spending 12 million dollars with the company by using the tech. specs. for the company's pumps to write the specs. needed for pumps for our drainage system. Of course the pumps aren't adequate... now we could flood again with a heavy rainfall. Read more here:
Fix the Pumps
Oh My! Government Bid Solicitation for those Defective New Orleans Pumps Used Specs from Catalog of Company that got Bid
2. Wetlands Restoration Funding - estimated cost: $70,000,000,000
The Wetlands which protect Southern Louisiana and New Orleans are in dire need of help. This unique ecosystem, "America's Rainforest", is rapidly disappearing due to shortsighted engineering by the Army Corps. of Engineers and the devastation wrought by Offshore Oil Companies. If you do donate to this cause, we can assure you we will not hire A.C.E. to do the job...we will consult with Dutch engineers and create a multinational coalition to execute this terraforming project as it will be needed by countries around the planet in the coming centuries. Read more here:
People Get Ready
America's Wetland Foundation
3. Alternative Energy Power Grid - estimated cost: $1,000,000,000
This is a perfect project for cutting-edge engineering countries like Germany, Japan, or the U.A.E....sponsor the first city in the U.S. to go completely green! We are currently dying under the weight of artificially jacked up utility bills...if something isn't done we will have a mass exodus of people who are fighting to return to the city. If you really want to help us....help us figure this one out. We have major developers in the city who are already moving in that direction, empower them and we can start a green revolution from New Orleans.
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4. A Non-Corrupt Working City Government - estimated cost: $4.85
Just buy me a coffee every morning and I will keep working on this. :)
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And finally...not necessary but I'm putting it on the list anyway:
5. A Mag-Lev Monorail - estimated cost - $800,000,000
We would like to connect the main ecomonic centers of our state to each other with a visionary public transport system. It could also serve as a badly needed evacuation route for the city. Any country who supports this....we will allow your citizens to ride for free across our state in perpetuity.
Read more here: American Zombie: even zombies dream
When donating the millions or billions...please state what you would like the money to be spent on. I will provide your country with receipts and hire a Swiss accounting firm to keep track of spending....Bruno and Tervalon will not be contracted.