Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Vitty Cent just can't stop gettin' his freak on

WASHINGTON (AP) Sen. David Vitter acknowledges his phone number was on the phone records of the escort service run by alleged "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

11 comments:

oludumare said...

yeah, but he asked for (and received, apparently) forgiveness from god, so he's straight now. in fact, he can even look up his old pal wendy cortez if he wants.

lesson learned: when you're a hypocrite like vitter, make sure you choose the right religion. because when you have a personal relationship with the right god, there's always an out.

maybe his affection for prostitutes stems from his conflicted feelings about helping and education women, as evidenced by his voting record:

Unintended Pregnancy Amendment - NO -
To expand access to preventive health care services that reduce unintended pregnancy (including teen pregnancy), reduce the number of abortions, and improve access to women's health care.

Teen Pregnancy Education Amendment - NO -
This amendment would authorize grants from 2007 to 2011 for sexual education programs dealing with contraceptives and abstinence for the “prevention of teen pregnancy and sexual transmitted diseases.”

he can vote against these measures, but sleep easily at night knowing that he gave at the office, well actually, out of the office.

Anonymous said...

That Canal Street Madam investigation did get shut down pretty hard and fast because too many New Orleans super heroes were going to get caught up in the mess, including, the scuttlebutt was, a congressman (who would turn into a Christian senator), a chef, and a brown-eyed handsome news anchor who sanctimoniously covered the story every night.

Clay said...

Some of the fantasies at the Canal Street Brothel got a little rough. For those who liked that kind of stuff, there were whips, chains and a lot of leather. Jeanette says that most of the clients who wanted to be dominated were Republicans. She cracks a smile, then adds, "They wanted to be spanked and tortured and wear stockings--Republicans have impeccable taste in silk stockings--and these are the people who run our country."

http://www.crimelibrary.com/gangsters_outlaws/cops_others/fbi_brothel/4.html

There are at least 3 well known politicians who are INFAMOUS for their visits to the brothel. One of them was supposedly smuggled out of the brothel by an NOPD officer minutes before the FBI raided the joint.

Oh to peruse Jim Letten's records on that case!!!

Clay said...

"Some of the fantasies at the Canal Street Brothel got a little rough. For those who liked that kind of stuff, there were whips, chains and a lot of leather." - from article


Maybe that's why Republicans dig torture?

erzulie said...

Compared to all this, I think Bill Clinton got shafted! I didn't think there was anything wrong with him getting a blowjob except he shouldn't have lied about it...then again, all these other politicians seem to do it everyday. Where's the justice?

oludumare said...

and now, the madam that ran that Canal Street brothel - jeanette maier - has jumped on the vitter story, saying he was also a client of hers.

but she adds, he was actually just a nice guy in need of some company and "just wanted to have someone listen to him."

full story ="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288868,00.html"here.

i'd buy that. but wait a minute, isn't this the guy who had a direct relationship with god? was god just too busy to listen to his pal vitty on those days he was feeling lonely, leaving him to his only other obvious choice - banging some hot prostitute at an upscale brother? or was the almighty lord just not able to give him the kind of listening vitty needed at the time?

look, i've got no problem with guys hanging out at the Canal Street brothel - or any well-run, respected house of ill-repute. but come on dude, the bullshit and pandering to the people that supported you (and the people you hurt with your voting policies) is just insulting.

my suggestion for vitter? call a press conference and read this: "yes. it's all true. i not only slept with prostitutes regularly, i got to know them, spent quality time with them, discussed politics, the weather, family troubles, etc, AND most importantly, I really really enjoyed it.

"i'm a (somewhat) normal, red-blooded, american guy, who happens to like the company of different, attractive and adventurous women, just like Charlie Sheen and many professional athletes. But my profession kind of frowns on that (and even that's a pretty big joke among my colleagues).

"Seriously though people, prostitutes provide a very necessary service in our world - why else would it still be such a popular, lucrative business, after what, 2000 years?

"And therefore, today, i am taking a cue from my good friend AZ and making legalizing prostitution in Louisiana my number one priority. Not only will we regulate, tax and monitor it religiously, yielding millions of dollars in new revenue that we can put toward levies, schools, and prostitute retirement accounts, but everybody knows we'll have the best girls in the entire country. so even if other states try to copy us - not so fast nevada - we'll have a leg up, or two, depending on your preference. thanks very much for your time. i'll now field some questions."

Dambala said...

hell yeah Erzulie....I like blow jobs too. :)

LAW70 said...

Hmmm...I wonder who is next. Sista needs to come out with a FULL list from her brothel stash!! Heck, I need to move to your state, because you guys have it goin on!! Every day it is some thing new. Your state is the BEST place to get your protest on!

erzulie said...

What man wouldn't enjoy a little fellacio here and there? Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't spice up your life with a good BJ!! Good for u AZ!

Dambala said...

so Erzulie....can you help me out? I get the impression that you're bored with blow jobs.

erzulie said...

Silly Zombie!! tsk, tsk, tsk...now what makes you think that I'm bored with BJ's? That happens to be one of my favorite ways to get the "freak on" started! It's also a great way to show true love!
I may be able to assist...as long as you reciprocate!
I wonder how much Vittycent shelled out for a good one?