Just read that first paragraph

Euro Falls to Lowest Level Since Lehman Collapse as Breakup Concern Grows

The euro fell to its lowest level since the collapse of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. on concern that the 16-nation currency may be headed for disintegration.

Jesus...I think it may be time to pull in Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton, Steve Buscemi, and Ben Affleck to go come in and set off a nuke.