Wednesday, September 27, 2006
*Unless you're fluent in the Hawaiian language, I offer you a Skeleton Key for translation which you can find HERE.
Christmas, 2004....do you remember where you were?
You say you were on a Maui beach?
Well, maybe you spotted our illustrious chrome-domed Mayor rubbing sunscreen on his noggin. And who was that blindingly white, white guy beached beside him?
It's none other than New Orleans CIO, Greg Meffert!!!
Two buds spending Christmas in Hawaii....nothing wrong with that. But wait, what's that?
You overheard a conversation between them? After sipping his Pina Colada, Nagin asked Meffert, "Who's paying for all this?" Meffert replies, "He mea iki....hakuna matata. Don't ask so many questions Ray Ray....and if anyone asks you about it just say, 'Pehea ho`i'".
I can't IMAGINE who could have paid for that trip. Surely they weren't so Lôlô that they had a city sub-contractor pay for it.
I mean....couldn't that be traced?
No way would they be that kâpulu! But then again, Meffert loves to hô`oio....maybe he was kâpulu enough to leave a trail.
This Howie has some Maha`oi alright.
So come on Ray....explain this one...`Oia ana!