Dateline: Wednesday, May 30, 2007
In an eerie, supernatural coincidence....two elusive creatures made public appearances on the same day. The Loch Ness Monster, aka. Nessie, was captured on videotape taking a swim in the murky waters of Loch Ness, Scotland.
Unbelievably, on the same day, the enigmatic and rarely spotted Mayor of New Orleans, C. Ray Nagin, popped up at the National D-Day Museum in the city's Central Business District.
While Nessie seemed to gain credibility with her appearance, C. Ray cast further doubt on his existence by reciting an extended diatribe of pure shiite while repeatedly professing, " It's not me...It's not me...It's not me."
Scotland now believes in the Loch Ness Monster....New Orleans still doesn't believe in their mayor.