What's that? Could it be...the sound of testicles bumping together?

Finally...goddamnit.

Webb Suggests Legal Action Against Bush On Iraq

Webb was playing the baddass during the election but fell curiously silent to Pelosi and Reid's sniveling for the past year.

Man the fuck up, Jimmy Boy! Bring these bastards down while they're still in office. Get all Andrew Jackson on their ass:

"You are a den of thieves vipers, and I intend to rout you out, and by the Eternal God, I will rout you out."

And he did (the den being British bankers).

That's the kind of passion we need right now. And that's why I will refuse to jump on the Obama bandwagon. Until he shows me that he's pissed off and he's willing to meet these bastards head on...I'm not on board.

Taibi spells it out so much better:

But the war is where they (Dems) showed their real mettle. Before the 2006 elections, Democrats told us we could expect more specifics on their war plans after Election Day. Nearly two years have passed since then, and now they are once again telling us to wait until after an election to see real action to stop the war. In the meantime, of course, we're to remember that they're the good guys, the Republicans are the real enemy, and, well, go Hillary! Semper fi! Yay, team!

How much of this bullshit are we going to take? How long are we supposed to give the Reids and Pelosis and Hillarys of the world credit for wanting, deep down in their moldy hearts, to do the right thing?

Look, fuck your hearts, OK? Just get it done. Because if you don't, sooner or later this con is going to run dry. It may not be in '08, but it'll be soon. Even Americans can't be fooled forever.

And I ain't fooled now. People talk about the Rebuplican party being hijacked by the Neocons....well the Dems have been hijacked too...by just plain Cons calling themselves democrats. They cower behind the Neocons, pulling their coattails, "Excuse me...excuse me gentlemen...you can't do that....excuse me....will you show quarter, sir?"

Meanwhile, the bastards are wiping their ass with the Constitution and giving Billy Bob and Elvis badges and 45's.

All this while we have kids getting their butts blown off half a world away....and for what? Corporate profit...that's what. It makes me fucking sick.

I got a suggestion for the Dems...call Barry Bonds' dealer and dose the fuck up. I wanna see Pelosi beat the shit out of a Fox reporter in her next press conference. I wanna see Ted Kennedy piledrive Mitch McConnell's sychophantic, panzy ass on the steps of Congress, drive him off into the Potomac, then go down a Jameson at Murphy's on King Street like nothing happened. I wanna see Cheney's fat ass stripped, waterboarded, and forced to drive a big wheel naked down an IED-infested, Basra road.

I'm just tired and pissed, and pissed....and tired...and fuck. I got nothin' to believe in right now...besides maybe Jim Webb.

Oh, the hell with it...I need a drink.