Taking submissions...here's my first one:
"Every time someone votes for John Georges....a puppy dies."
"Vote for John Georges. You know he would vote for him."
"Hi, I'm John Georges - I'm putzy, hate people, was business partners with Ray Nagin AND Roy Rodney, and I have a hidden agenda as to why I want to be mayor........ BUT I *DID* PET THIS DOG!!!"
"Fratboys for Georges: every vote a wasted vote."