Friday, December 04, 2009

Georges campaign slogan

Taking submissions...here's my first one:

"Every time someone votes for John Georges....a puppy dies."

and.....

"Vote for John Georges. You know he would vote for him."

"Hi, I'm John Georges - I'm putzy, hate people, was business partners with Ray Nagin AND Roy Rodney, and I have a hidden agenda as to why I want to be mayor........ BUT I *DID* PET THIS DOG!!!"

"Fratboys for Georges: every vote a wasted vote."

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vote for John Georges. You know he would vote for him.

Leigh C. said...

John Georges: A CrackBerry in every hand, for the times when you need to look busy.

Anonymous said...

"Hi, I'm John Georges - I'm putzy, hate people, was business partners with Ray Nagin AND Roy Rodney, and I have a hidden agenda as to why I want to be mayor........ BUT I *DID* PET THIS DOG!!!"

Hey - is that dog even his?????

Anonymous said...

Fratboys for Georges: every vote a wasted vote.

oysterboy said...

Ha! The puppy slogan reminds me of something that Bono supposed once said about a concert they gave in Scotland ... as he was clapping his hands above his head he said, "every time I clap my hands another African elephant dies." Someone from the back of the auditorium yelled back "Than stope fuggin' cloppin' yer hans!" (I apologize for my poor attempt at a Scottish accent)

Anonymous said...

Wow. Never seen more false crap in one lame blog. All the stuff about Nagin and contracts are outright lies of course, but that's the nice thing about blogging isn't it. Who needs the truth? God forbid anyone does any factchecking here. You obviously have never met the man, and yet you attack him like this. Pathetic, and proves that it is really YOU that are part of the politics of the past that bring this city down, regardless of the locationof your soapbox...smear and dirt and truth be damned. Wondering just how far up whichever one of Georges' opponents' butts your head is.
We don't need any more unknown unproven wonderboys in the field pretending they are what we need...just been there, just done that. Not again.
If there were any real dirt on John Georges it would have come out during the governor's race...but there was none. God forbid New Orleans has an actual successful person who's succeeded in getting things done running things for a change. Look past the vitriol and lies, and make up your own minds. Don't be swayed by the uninformed negative crap you read at places like this. Meet the candidates then decide.

Dambala said...

that was fucking hilarious.

The stuff about Nagin and contracts are outright lies? Really? Maybe I'm not on the same page here...what stuff about Nagin and contracts are you referring to?

- God forbid anyone does any factchecking here.

Hey, get on it Skippy.....start checking facts on this blog and report back...I beg you. You have an open platform here.

- Wondering just how far up whichever one of Georges' opponents' butts your head is.

Just so you know, that implies that one of Georges' opponents has more than one butt.

(Steve is this you?)

- We don't need any more unknown unproven wonderboys in the field pretending they are what we need.

Were you referring to Georges there? The last time I checked he is unproven. Did hold a political office I wasn't aware of?

- If there were any real dirt on John Georges it would have come out during the governor's race...but there was none

You mean besides the casino in Mexico which he partnered with Nagin on via his father-in-law?

- Don't be swayed by the uninformed negative crap you read at places like this. Meet the candidates then decide.

Funny how you're taking the time to read all this uninformed negative crap and even lobby this blog's readers.

So get to it skippy, let the fact checking commence. Oh and for the record I never criticized Georges...I criticized his campaign commercial.

Get back to me on that fact check, I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

John Georges: Punch his ticket to the slammer

Anonymous said...

John Georges: Every vote for him is a punch on his ticket to the slammer

Anonymous said...

A troubled man for troubled times...oh, wait! that one is taken!

Anonymous said...

John George: A video poker machine in every house and at the airport and at NORD parks and at stop lights and in the airport and on and on and on....

GENTILLY YARD ART said...

i'm thinking bush's baked beans but i just cant think of a way to run with it.

calling all nola bloggers , wag division.


r.i.p. nola trey.

civitch said...

John Georges: a puppy in every pot.

Anonymous said...

How about: "Hi, I'm Mitch Landrieu, and I'm here to sucker candidates into running by declining to run myself, then drying up the fundraising pool and splitting the white vote BY JUMPING BACK IN!!!"

Whoops, wrong candidate, sorry.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2009/12/mitch_landrieu_to_enter_new_or.html

Anonymous said...

This:

>All the stuff about Nagin and contracts are outright lies of course, but that's the nice thing about blogging isn't it. Who needs the truth? God forbid anyone does any factchecking here.<

Ok, Georges is a stand-in for Nagin and the krewe that's been backing him, right????

And Nagin was a stand-in for whom?

Dambala said...

Did I say that? Did I? That's a fucking commment shit for brains...I didn't say it. That's like grabbing a comment off NOLA.com and saying the paper said it.

Get back in your hole, astroturffer.