I was on Bourbon Street last night, and I swear to Papa Legba, it was raining beer, whiskey and strange, multi-colored, plastic orbs fastened to strings! I looked up to the heavens and saw a vision of Mother Mary's bosom in the sky, as if she was symbolically nurturing every one below.
On a side note, I didn't realize the Madonna had a tattoo of Axl Rose on her left knocker.
I heard someone shot a video of the miracle and it will be posted on the Huffington Post in short order with the following poll:
Do you believe a miracle happened on Bourbon Street last night?
- I believe it was Medjugorje'ial magic!
- I am skeptical, but I'd like to see samples of the whiskey rain, and pictures of the boobies.
- What's up with Axl Rose anyway? Is he back or what?