Sunday, September 04, 2011

Zurik Rocks!

Some douchebags....I know that term is overused but in this case I swear it's warranted....some douchebags just sent me this Youtube video:



It came from this email: neworleansnews12345@gmail.com

1.  Please feel free to send anything and everything horrible you can think of to that email.  They spammed me and I would encourage you to reply to that email with "2 girls in a tub" and more....Please help me out in returning the favor in their douchebaggery attempts at propaganda.  I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and take a picture of the dump I leave in  the toilet and send it to them....I encourage you to do the same.

2.  Congratulations, Douchebags, I posted it.

3.  Lee Zurik just gained about 1000 points on my badass meter.  Fuck YES!  Break the fuck in!   The crooks he's chasing are not playing by the rules, they disregard the law at every turn.  They think they are above the law.  If this is what it takes for a true journalist to get the story....BREAK THE FUCK IN!  Congratulations Lee....you just prestiged X 40 if we were playing Black Ops.  I don't just want to buy you a drink....I want to buy you a case of Maker's Mark.

4.  Lee, the next time....take me.  I'm all in.  Me and about 40 of my friends will surround the building until we get what we need.

Congratulations Lee....you are now legend in my book.

To douchebags....you are idiots.  You just showed everyone how scared and desperate your clients are.  Let me extend more rope to you.....keep it coming.  Right now you're probably telling Jeff Hingle this is a good thing....you're trying to convince him this video was a good idea....you're telling the idiots who paid you how clever you are and how as long as the video is spread it will discredit Zurik....excellent.  I really hope they keep paying you to be this stupid, I really do.

BTW, how much did you get paid for this, you fucking morons?    

27 comments:

frog said...

AZ, I will gladly join you in surrounding the building. These idiots seem to think that showing something 3 times makes it true-the sort of sympathetic magic a Zombie would understand. I don't know what "2 girls in a tub" means, but I sent the email.

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

You don't want to know what two girls in a tub is....don't google it...trust me.

What a bunch of fucking morons. I can't believe someone is this stupid. I can't believe someone is stupid enough to pay someone this stupid to do something this stupid.

Man...this city never ceases to amaze me.

Glenn M said...

Okay, call me dense - or maybe it's just too much humidity on the brain, but ...

Is is trespassing to walk into an office building by pulling open the door? Yes, it's clearly locked the first time he tries to get in, but we see him (apparently) press a buzzer on the left side of the screen before making a cell call. Then he opens the door and enters. It's film - and an obviously edited film, at that. What's been left out? Somebody unlocking the door perhaps?

Anonymous said...

jiff should have paid attention to his brother's commercial.

"before you accept a quick check , check with me ".

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

Glen, on top of that, if you're committing a crime do you take your own news camera man with you to record it?

Anonymous said...

Zurick is a arrogant ass

Superdeformed said...

It's "2 Girls One Cup" and "Tub Girl" learn to internet, man. JEEZ!

Time to report the video on youtube.

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

...an arrogant ass, BC....an.....

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

I gotta get it together, SD. Hey don't report it, it's so bad I would rather just see it sit there so I can keep going back to it and pointing out how desperate these clowns are.

Anonymous said...

/ Superdeformed said...
It's "2 Girls One Cup" and "Tub Girl" learn to internet, man. JEEZ!

Time to report the video on youtube.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thanks ???

On the report: Overdue.

Steve said...

That video is almost comical in its bulshitness. It actually made me laugh. I can't believe that people would actually put something that crappy together. Not to mention that the big "crime" is trespassing. Come on. That's the best they can do? Shit, who hasn't done that. What a joke.

Beth said...

I thought the video was meant as satire. The titles are so over dramatic! It's a guy opening a door. And Zurik is "wanted!" What, is he hiding? On the run? This is a real stitch!

Anonymous said...

has anyone checked to see if the NOPD file number is real?

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

I tried...I checked on OPP site though which was probably the wrong database. That is an NOPD database which means it's got to be an actual arrest record if it's real. I can't figure out how to search NOPD arrest records online....if you know how, let me know.

Anonymous said...

im with beth on this one.

i kept waiting to see the leevee's logo at the end.

did the poster have any other vids posted on you tube?

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

no.

I just can't swallow that pill...that it's a joke....and remember, I'm a pill popper.

If it is, I will eat crow but I think this was a pathetic attempt at a political hit. If it's not, it's a pathetic attempt at comedy.

VinceMacPaul said...

Z, anyone with "...12345..." in their email address you know can't be taken seriously. That's the combination to Mel Brook's luggage. I'm taken aback a bit by why you've decided to to waste a perfectly good "douchebag" comment on this hilarity. Lee is the second best thing that ever happened to this city following you. The outstanding citizen with the arrest record of 1#l-00809-11 should have a good case for identity theft. That was a funny vid. I'm sure whoever posted it is monitoring. Keep em coming.

Anonymous said...

At :52 the door is closing(before being opened by Lee)as it has already been opened by someone on the inside.

Vincemacpaul said...

Hey "neworleansnews12345@gmail.com",
It's obvious Lee or Jason has pissed in your cheerios. How's it taste?

Anonymous said...

Was this another $200,000 video produced by Robert Berning Productions for Jiff Hingle?

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

I don't think this was meant as satire. If it was, it's a lot of work for something that isn't that funny. Maybe I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time. If I am wrong, the jokes on me...I did waste a douchebag post if it's meant to be a joke.

But I don't think I wasted it.

Beth said...

It's no joke. I was just ridiculing the breathless, scandalized tone. The joke's on the videographer, I assume.

I came across it on Twitter, and the tweeting source seemed very, very self-satisfied with it. All I could think was "You don't know how silly this looks, do you?"

Vincemacpaul said...

Jason, you're confusing me here son. I think you've chosen unwisely and taken the wrong colored pill and chased it down the rabbit hole. Climb up and pop the other colored pill Sir. Professional "videographer" and $200,000???

Vincemacpaul said...

I got cut off on the last post but, Z...I don't understand why you got your testies inflamed over such a kiddy MS MovieMaker production. Take the other pill and get back with us soon. Have a great day.

Dambala - Jason B. Berry said...

That's my problem, as a professional pill popper, I took both the red pill and the blue pill...now I"m totally f'd up.

Anonymous said...

Er, why is that building even supposedly off limits?

Maybe the door's jammed?

+ Lee is on the phone, maybe with the person inside waiting for him telling him to just keep trying the door.

then he actually appears to be typing in to a system on teh wall, it looks like he's phoning up to someone who rings him in.

BFD.

- sobieski

Anonymous said...

The given number is what is called an NOPD police incident number, or item number. Given the number, it appears to have been created on September 1st. As we have not seen any mug shots of Lee... I'm guessing it was just for a simple signal 21, which would be a miscellaneous indecent. Having an item number does NOT mean that someone was arrested, or is wanted. An item number merely documents that a police complaint was made, regardless if it was unfounded or not. It's entirely possible that the responding officer did not even submit a police report on this obvious piece of BS. Looks like Lee has backed someone into a corner, and this is a just desperate attempt by some pathetic moron to discredit him.