You know, I have great solution to this.
I've got these guys tracking me....they're called Bearden and Associates....Senator Vitter is paying for it....I'll agree to check in every 6 hours or so and give his campaign updates on what I'm doing (mostly working on my golf game) and he can just use Bearden to track this renegade Syrian, his own wife, Wendy Vitter, helped bring in to Baton Rouge.
Do we have a deal, Dave? Everyone wins...of course I don't mean the election...I just mean in the interim.
Actually, I will have my tech friends create an app that will track my location in real time, via GPS, and even let the public track me. Will you play along, Senator?